Well it is just another Saturday night and I am sitting in my expensive mansion, drinking an expensive whiskey, on the rocks. I am listening to the beautiful voice of a Brazilian singer, singing bossa nova: "Ce la vie, escuchando a mi, a la toche a bondan..." I am reading the stocks section of the newspaper, looking at what the market is up to today--I have billions invested in stocks and bonds. I get a call from another sophisticated man like myself, and we discuss the market. He is telling me about the biggest stock in the world, as well as various industries and businesses. Suddenly, I hang up the phone. I just remembered that I have to turn on my computer and check Protein Monster.