Who. What? There's no time. I'm a secret agent working in Russia, and my cover was just blown. The Kremlin is after me, and they want me dead. I quickly seduce a woman on the street and get her to invite me back to her apartment. I fuck her raw, every position, fingering her pussy while I fuck her and making her cum over and over again. When her back is turned I snap her neck and starting cutting her skin off to wear as a disguise. I put on her skin and then her sexy dress and walk around turning on every man I see. I head to the border and get into the Ukraine easily. Now, I'm home free—and I've got the state secrets for my home country.
I get back and everybody at the spy agency congratulates me for another perfect job well done. Anybody else would have gotten killed, but I am the best spy in the world.
The only thing? I'm actually a double agent.
The Americans think I'm working for them, but I'm actually working for Germany.
Oh, and did I mention? The year is 2230 and the Nazis are back in power.
A lot of people think Hitler was a bad guy, but he actually did a lot of good things. And it was my job to finish what he started—by tricking the United States into nuking Russia so we could finally win on the Eastern Front. The only problem? I'm in love with the sexiest Jewish woman in the world—and she's American. She hates the Nazis, and she would be devastated to learn I was working for them. She was sexy and had a big fat ass that made me rock hard.
I was with her on a trip to Israel where she was giving a speech. “Before we begin, we will acknowledge that we are living on stolen Palestinian land, and express sorrow for ethnically cleansing the indigenous people from this land,” she said while wearing her sexy tight dress pants that made me horny. I couldn't stop thinking about her hot ass and it gave me a big boner in front of everyone. Everyone could see it because I have a 9-inch penis.
(TO BE CONTINUED…)