my latest victim wakes up in the concrete room, chained to the floor. i'd like to play a game with you, jonathon. four weeks ago you were walking in front of my on the sidewalk and you were walking so slow it made me want to fucking kill myself. now i have set a trap up in this room. before you is a bunch of broken glass that you have to walk across to get the key to unlock the bomb strapped to your head. the slower you walk the more painful it will be, but if you walk too fast i am going to slit your fucking throat. you fucking piece of shit slow walker asshole cunt . jonathon starts walking slowly but it's not slow enough. i come in there and beat the shit out of him when suddenly i realize i don't feel like doing this anymore. i want to take klonopin and play mega man instead. i am having so much fun playing my game now