Well it's just another day driving my taxi around the big city. My goal? One million smackers-- that's right. I'm going to become a millionaire. The plan is simple: drive around collecting fares until I reach one million dollars. It's a long and hard journey, but in the end, I make it, and now I'm a millionaire. A lot of people complain about not having enough money and ask for handouts from the government. Well that's just tough cookies. If you work hard enough, you can become rich-- just like me.