How To Eat meals At 7-11
A Beginner's Guide
A One time or Another Everyone has thought "Who eats the hot food at 7-11?"
Well Incase you didn't know, there is a definate sub-culture of kids who eat full meals at 7-11 all the time. Some folks think its nasty because "its been sitting on that shelf for weeks" or "Its full of fat". But us '7-11 kids' know and trust the food way more than anything they shell-out at those little bakers square coffie shop places.
Now I know alot of people on this site write some pretty stupid crap that they try to say is true and its realy not, but remeber this is dardden writing and I don't do that. Me and joey usualy eat at least one meal at 7-11 a week, If not more.
For the first time ever I will 'expose' the secretes of eating meals at 7-11
By Dardden Dresdner
Ok a little heads-up, some people would call 7-11 a 'store' but for this article I'm calling it a restaurant for obvious reasons.

The Frist thing you wana do when you get into the restaurant is get yourself a drink.
A slurpee is definitely the way to go. Im sure Eveyone has had a slurpee. Other 'stores' have fake slurpees called 'icee' or 'slush' but I only accept the best: a fine 7-11 brand slurpee. A great slurpee is like a great wine. There are alot of slurpee flavors but my favorites are Coca cola, Mountain dew, and the classic cherry.
If you don't want to have a slurpee I suggest a Jones soda.
One of the great appetizers you can pick up are the peach-o's. They Are truly great. The flavor of a life savor packed into the texture of a gummi bear sprinkled in sugar. If you wana be hardcore about it you can try a 'fried peach-o' This creation was made by J. Olsen and is done by dipping a peach-o into a slurpee and eating it.
Truly wonderfull.
There are also melon-o's and a few other flavors but none compare to the grand taste of a peach-o
An important part of the whole 7-11 experience Is getting to know the 7-11 employees. If you go there enough you can realy become freinds with them, get to know there names and soon when you walk in you'll hear "whats-up doods!" when you walk in the door.
Me and Joey's personal favorite 7-11 employees are Kin and Saraj, two of the greatest guys ever.
When It comes to having a meal you have alot of choices. 
Nachos, buritos, popcorn, funyons bakery stix, hot dogs, Ice cream
donuts, crossants the possiblities are endless depending on what you like the most.
I usualy settle for a couple bakery stix or nachos but its not realy important. What is important is where you eat at 7-11.
This is somthing most people don't know about Its called
'curbing'. Because there are no tables at 7-11 you haft to be inventive
The true experts 'curb it'  This means sitting on the curb outside 7-11
and taking it all in. The sights the sounds the taste and the smell of
7-11 are best experienced at the curb.
But there is still one fatal warning.
STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM THE SANDWICHES
I can't stress this enough people!!! It might sound like I'm talking bull-shit right now and trying to get a laugh at you, but I am telling yu the whole truth the sandwiches at 7-11 are the most horrible ever and i suggest you to stay away. not only do they taste bad and make you throw up rapidly, They also make you freak out. so just rember, Avoid 7-11 sandwiches at all costs

Well this wraps it up,
7-11 is a great restaurant and it can be loved by everyone
Oh thank heaven for 7-11

-Dardden