you ever fall asleep? yeah, well, try doing it in the middle of having sex. it was just another saturday night when i was drunk out of my mind and fucking some hot bitch i met at the bar when suddenly i fell asleep. i wake up and she's gone, but there is a puzzle-- she wrote down her number on a slip of paper and ripped off the first and last numbers, as revenge for me falling asleep. luckily i do not give a shit about her, so i throw out the slip of paper,and never think about her again