You ever fall asleep? Yeah, well, try doing it in the middle of having sex.
It was just another Saturday night when I was drunk out of my mind stuffing my penis inside a hot lady. When suddenly I fell asleep. I wake up and she's gone, but there is a puzzle-- she wrote down her number on a slip of paper and ripped off the first and last numbers, as revenge for me falling asleep. Luckily I do not give a shit about her, so I throw out the slip of paper,and never think about her again