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Fucking Boobs 7. Big Fat Black Sluts 9. Giant Pussies Volume 4. These are all the names of pornos in my porno library. I have thousands of titles like them. VHS, DVD, Blu-ray, you name it-- I've got it. I spend 8 hours a day jerking off. I wake up, drink my coffee, and head to the office and jerk off. I jerk off until noon and then take an hour for lunch. Then I jerk off some more until 5pm. Then it's time for the commute home, and I'm jerking off in the car the entire time. I go to my office building and no one is there. I'm the only person in the building. I'm the only person in my apartment complex. I drive down the street and there are no other cars. I go the gas station and nobody's working there. No one behind the register. I get home and there's nothing on the internet. Every URL leads to a blank page. The only thing left is my giant porno collection. Suddenly, I trip over one of my pornos, and my glasses fall off and break. But it's fine because I have a lot of pairs of glasses and contact lenses. I pop in Big Fat Gay Cocks 11 and jack off to it. Oh, did you think I was straight? Even though I never said I was straight? Did you just assume? Is that what you did? You assumed? I assumed too. I assumed the position, while my dildo machine shoved a dildo in and out of my asshole. But the dildo is shaped like a woman, with hourglass curves, and I have another machine that jacks me off with a pussy fleshlight. Once I'm done jacking off, I go to my chess table and play chess. It's a thinking man's game. The queen, the king--they are fucking in my imagination, the king is pounding his wife's pussy with his huge fucking cock while all the pawns watch. And I'm filming it. Because I'm filming my own porno. And it's called: