they say that cats have nine lives. yeah, well, i only have one.
i am a top secret agent for the united states government. i have specialties in tactics, weapons training, explosives, stealth, hand-to-hand combat, and sniping. i am one of the deadliest assets in the world-- and nobody can stop me.
my mission? stop a terrorist plot to kill the president. the russians have teamed up with the cartel and ISIS to kill the president, and it's my job to stop them. what they don't know? i've been posing as the russian mafia boss this whole time-- in fact, i orchestrated the entire plot. it was the perfect trap.
"oh, and one more thing", i say as i am leaving, suddenly dropping my fake russian accent. "The President Sends His Regards." i pull out my silenced pistol and kill everyone in the room. another plot foiled, and all the terrorists are dead
but there is one thing that isn't dead: my love for susie jenkins. i fell in love with her when she was 5, but her family moved away. i can't settle down now--- i have the most important job in the world--- but i still love her.
susie is drinking coffee at the coffee shop near her home. but i am sitting right behind her--hiding in plain sight. "susie" i say, "it's me". susie is stunned "but....how?" "i am a top secret agent...i can find out anything about anyone--without even trying. tracking you down was easy." "oh, i never stopped loving you...." said susie. "i am wanted by terrorists all over the world." "it doesn't matter. i still love you."
they say love is never easy. yeah, well, neither is life. the only thing to do? keep fighting to live another day-- and enjoy it. because if you don't stop to look around every once in a while- you might miss it.