protein monster
"good morning sweetie," my petite asian wife says to me. we are lying in our big bed, after another romantic night of making love and cuddling. "good morning beautiful" i say back. "i love you," she says, "now go make me some breakfast!" she says, smiling beautifully i make my beautiful wife a breakfast of pancakes and scrambled eggs, just how she likes them, and then i head to work. i am thinking about my pretty wife when suddenly i hit a woman walking down the street, killing her instantly. there is blood all over the car and i have to think fast. i throw her in the backseat and drive home quickly while my wife is out shopping. there's no time to think, i use bleach to clean the car so there is no dna residue and bring the woman's body to the bathtub. i dismember her, cutting her head and hands off so she the body is not recognizable, and smashing her mouth with hammers so she cannot be identified with dental records. i use a small paring knife to slice off her fingerprints, i have no choice. i put the torso and head and hands in separate bags, and scrub the bathtub with bleach. i spend the day driving several states over to bury the body and head separately, being sure to avoid tolls so my car is not on camera. by the time i get home it is late, i simply tell my wife i had to work late at the office and we go to bed. "good morning" my sweet beautiful wife says, waking me up. "good morning sweetie." suddenly she pulls out a pair of handcuffs and chains me to the bed. "you're under arrest!" she says "but honey! i-i..." "...for being too damn sexy!" she starts making out with me and i fuck her repeatedly, and i am loving every second of it