"Good morning sweetie," my beautiful Asian wife says to me. We are lying in our big bed, after another romantic night of making love and cuddling. "Good morning beautiful" I say back. "I love you," she says, "now go make me some breakfast!" she says, smiling beautifully.
I make my beautiful wife a breakfast of pancakes and scrambled eggs, just how she likes them, and then I head to work. I am thinking about my pretty wife when suddenly I drive onto the sidewalk and run over three people. There is blood all over the car and I have to think fast. I can't fit the bodies in the trunk so I sit them up in the car and put sunglasses on them, so no one will know there dead. I call 911 from a payphone and tell them somebody shot a cop on the other side of town so that all the cops will go there and no one will see the sidewalk stained with blood, which I blow up with dynamite so no one can see the blood. Then I run around and do something with the car so no one will ever find it. By the time I get home it is late, and I simply tell my wife I had to work late at the office and we go to bed.
"Good morning," my sweet beautiful wife says, waking me up. "Good morning sweetie." Suddenly she pulls out a pair of handcuffs and chains me to the bed. "You're under arrest!" she says.
"But honey! I-I..."
"...for being too damn sexy!" She starts making out with me and we have sex all day, and I love every second of it