"good morning sweetie," my petite asian wife says to me. we are lying in our big bed, after another romantic night of making love and cuddling. "good morning beautiful" i say back. "i love you," she says, "now go make me some breakfast!" she says, smiling beautifully
i make my beautiful wife a breakfast of pancakes and scrambled eggs, just how she likes them, and then i head to work. i am thinking about my pretty wife when suddenly i hit a woman walking down the street, killing her instantly. there is blood all over the car and i have to think fast. i throw her in the backseat and drive home quickly while my wife is out shopping. there's no time to think, i use bleach to clean the car so there is no dna residue and bring the woman's body to the bathtub. i dismember her, cutting her head and hands off so she the body is not recognizable, and smashing her mouth with hammers so she cannot be identified with dental records. i use a small paring knife to slice off her fingerprints, i have no choice. i put the torso and head and hands in separate bags, and scrub the bathtub with bleach. i spend the day driving several states over to bury the body and head separately, being sure to avoid tolls so my car is not on camera. by the time i get home it is late, i simply tell my wife i had to work late at the office and we go to bed.
"good morning" my sweet beautiful wife says, waking me up. "good morning sweetie." suddenly she pulls out a pair of handcuffs and chains me to the bed. "you're under arrest!" she says "but honey! i-i..." "...for being too damn sexy!" she starts making out with me and i fuck her repeatedly, and i am loving every second of it