.bullshit {
  position: absolute;
  left: 50%;
  top: 50%;
  -webkit-transform: translate(-50%, -50%);
  z-index: 0;
}

#story {
  position: absolute;
  z-index: 1;
  font-size: 32;
  font-weight: bold;
  text-shadow: 0 0 1px white, 0 0 2px white, 0 0 3px white, 0 0 4px white, 0 0 5px white;
  white-space: pre-line;
}

a {
  background-color: black;
  color: yellow;
  text-decoration: none;
}