The name's Shaw. i was the best private eye in chinatown, see. chinese broads were always coming up to me, saying their husbands were cheating on them, wanting me to investigate. The only problem? i couldn't tell anyone in that damn city apart. frankly, i wasn't sure they could neither. At the end of the day, i just told them their husbands were cheating
on them--after all, this was chinatown we were talking about. One broad, she kept telling me about her husband, and some water company, saying they were dumping water in the ocean
--and somebody was getting rich off it. but i didn't care. in the end, everything worked out--and that's why they called it chinatown.