i am playing mega man 4 and it's impossible!!!!! i grab my father's gun from the safe and shoot everybody in my family. well great, now i need to move to a new town and get a new identity so the cops don't catch me. Fuck!!!!!!! i take my dad's car and drive to the next town over and tell a family i need to be adopted. they adopt me and i tell them my name is different from what my actual name is. i quickly get a haircut so i can't be recognized, and everything is safe and sound, until i see my old neighbor who recognizes me. i pull out my gun and shoot him, but no one will suspect me so i am not worried about getting a new identity.
fast forward 20 years and i am the boss at a successful hedge fund, with a nice mansion. i am a male, mid-20s, and everything is going great in my life, except one thing: i am fucking bored!!!!!! fuck!!!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!! when suddenly, i get an idea, of what to do next, to bring a little "excitement'' into my life...