well it is just another saturday night and my penis is rock hard. i am going out on the town, and see what finds my mind's eye. i head to the bar and i see the hottest girl in the world staring at my penis. she immediately begins to suck it, in front of everyone! suddenly other girls join in, and start to suck my dick, and they're all extremely hot... yeah, and then i freaking wake up. it was all a dream, and i have to go to work. i head to the office, and it's filled with idiots. i am filling out my sheets, when suddenly i hatch a plan: tell everyone else that it's saturday, until they believe me. i go out to the bar and tell everyone there it's saturday and i convince them. my penis is rock hard again, and the hot lady i'm talking to starts sucking me off -- the plan worked perfectly, when suddenly i reember i have work in the morning and get up early. i leave the bar and head home and drink until i pass out. the next day i'm at work and the secretary goes to the bathroom. while she's in there i go over to her desk and spit on her computer monitor and rub my dick on her chair, and when she gets back she is complaining about all the spit on her computer, like a little bitch