Hello Jonothan. I'd like to play a game with you. Two weeks ago you beat me in a game of online chess. You waste your life practicing chess so you can beat other people online in a silly game. Since you like chess so much, I've set up a computer for you to play against. Every time you fail to play the best move, you will be electrocuted, and if you go 30 seconds without making a move, the bomb I've strapped to your head will explode. And I've also put a bomb in your house that will kill your entire family if you scream too many times. Live or die. The choice is yours.

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