You are 27 years old and on a date with a woman with bipolar disorder who self-medicates by smoking weed twice a day and lives in Brooklyn. She is extremely hot and you are having sex with her but you are also anxious about how much you like her and are already fearing commitment despite it being your first date. You explain to her that you can only cum if she makes fun of how small your dick is and she does and you do. You suddenly don’t feel particularly emotionally or intellectually interested in her anymore and start to daydream about going home and taking a klonopin and watching a movie.

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