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Custom Order Request

Specification
- Budget $100
- 1 day delivery (Mar. 12 2021)
Criteria
- Gender: Male
- Age Range: Middle Aged
- Language: English
- Accent: English - American
- Purpose: Video Narration

Hi, thanks for writing.

Could you be a little more specific...like are you talking about swear words? Where will the video be shown?

A few swear words. This is not actually for a video (didn't see a more appropriate category) - it's for a absurd net-art project that likely only a few people will ever see.

OK. And about how many words...or how long?

And would the tone be friendly, hostile, baffled?

OK, here is the text:

You ever fall asleep? Yeah, well, try doing it in the middle of having sex. It was just another Saturday night when I was drunk out of my mind stuffing my penis inside a hot lady. When suddenly I fell asleep. I wake up and she's gone, but there is a puzzle-- she wrote down her number on a slip of paper and ripped off the first and last numbers, as revenge for me falling asleep. Luckily I do not give a shit about her, so I throw out the slip of paper,and never think about her again

Sorry, I cannot record this.

Okay, thanks