|Mr. Brito's Physics Classes||Mrs. Prokop's Classes|
Well, you're probably wondering how I got here. After all, how often does a teenager end up winning the Nobel Peace Prize? It all started one day when I noticed a kid in my grade didn't have anything to eat for lunch. His name was Ryan, and he was poor, so I sat down next to him and gave him half of my lunch. Then, John McMartin, the biggest bully in our grade, came up to me surrounded by his friends. "Hey Henry, why are you giving half of your lunch to the poor kid? Is it because you're a faggot who loves sucking his cock?" "You know, accusing others of being gay often stems from insecurity about one's own sexuality," I replied wittily. "And his name is Ryan." "Nobody cares, you fucking retard," John said. "The reason Ryan doesn't have any lunch is that his slut mom got knocked up by a gambling addict who can't afford child support, and she's too fucking stupid to get a real job. Hopefully he'll starve to death so he can't pass on his poor-person genes to future generations." I turned to Ryan. "Don't listen to him. He's a brute." "Why did you turn to Ryan to say that? Are you afraid to look me in the eyes because you're a giant fucking pussy? By the way, me and the boys are gonna go over to Ryan's house tonight and rape his cunt mother. Maybe after we're done we'll stop by your house and fucking kill you, you fucking retarded fag." John threw our half sandwiches to the ground and stomped on them. "I'm gonna kill you if you even look at me, you fucking faggot pussy." "You know John, bullying won't get you--" "Do you really think you can compensate for being an unfuckable loser pussy by being precocious and earnest? Do you think that's how life works? Like a fucking movie you saw? You are such a fucking retard. Have you ever noticed that the hottest girls in the grade are all friends with me? Have you noticed that nobody likes you except teachers? You're only giving half of your lunch to Ryan so you have power over him. You know that, so long as he depends on you for food, he won't make fun of you or ignore you like everybody else does. You fucking loser pussy."