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Well, you're probably wondering how I got here. After all, how often does a teenager end up winning the Nobel Peace Prize? It all started one day when I noticed a kid in my grade didn't have anything to eat for lunch. His name was Ryan, and he was poor, so I sat down next to him and gave him half of my lunch. Then, Johnny Farglestuff, the biggest bully in our grade, came up to me surrounded by his friends. He sat down next to me and looked me right in the eyes. "Hey Henry, I bet you feel real good about yourself sharing your lunch with the poor kid, huh?" "I'm simply doing what--" Johnny smacked me in the back of the head before I could finish. "Shut up, idiot!" All his friends laughed. "You know, Johnny," I began, "Socrates once remarked--" He hit me again. "I said shut up, you gay idiot!" Johnny took my sandwich apart and dumped the roast beef, lettuce, and tomato on the table. He grabbed the foil my mother had wrapped it in. "Eat it," Johnny demanded. "I'm not going to eat foil, Johnny." "I said, EAT IT!!!!" I looked down at the foil, slowly bringing it to my mouth before beginning to chew on it. The foil, grating against my metal fillings, produced what I later learned were called "galvanic shocks," small electrical currents that sent searing pain through my teeth. "Hey, everyone," Johnny shouted to the whole cafeteria. "Look who's eating foil!!!" Susie Jenkins turned and looked right at me, furrowing her brow and squinting. "Brad?"

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