well, i finally did it. I won the freaking lottery. i run home with a crisp $1,000 dollars. wow, i won the lottery. the first thing I do? take out my beautiful wife to a beautiful steak dinner, and leave a big tip. next, I buy her a georgeous fur coat, with leopard skin just like she likes. finally, I buy the car of my dreams: a hot rod, hot and fresh and bright red-- when suddenly i realize i'm behind on the mortgage and they are going to take our house away if i don't pay in the next two days. but there's a problem: i already spent all the lottery money. suddenly i hatch a plan. i get a big gun and run to the nearest bank. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! THIS IS A HOLD UP!!!!" everybody is scared. "your money is insured by the federal government, think about it bozo," i tell them all. i immediately shoot the beautiful teller in the fucking face, to make an example of her. "WHERE'S THE KEY!" i ask the manager-- he plays innocent so i shoot him point blank in the head and tear the key off his chest. I head to the back, and walla....I grab ten crisp $100 bills and am on my merry way. thanks for playing, asshole. now everything is back to normal. i was never caught, because i killed all the witnesses, by blowing up the bank, as well as the children's hospital it was next to. life had its ups and downs, but everything is fine now, and my life is perfect. by the way, my wife has HUGE tits and a big fat ass. when i get home I get so horny and start kissing her big tits and her face. we go to the bed and i start pumping her- pump, pump, pump, pump, pump, and i'm loving every second of it