WHAT A DISASTER!!!!! my whole house is falling over because my kids are running wild!!!! i have to calm them down. i HAVE to. suddenly, i hatch a plan: give them candy so they have a sugar high and then get tired. the only problem? i give them to much, and they get sick and are throwing up. oh great. suddenly, i catch an idea. i tell my wife i'm going to the store to get medicine, but instead i drive 4 states over and start a new life. i am married with kids, and a successful man in my job. but there's a big problem: the cops are looking for me, for child support, and there almost onto me. i need a new identity-- and fast. i tell my wife that i am going out to buy her a diamond ring, but i go to the bank and put all my money into the cayman islands, and then fly out there and get a new identity. it was a tough journey, and i have lived a wonderful life. but i have still learned a lot, and i wouldn't change it for a second.